Toto, you’ve been a bad little girl. In the Land of Oz, I would punish you by making you listen to a bunch of Munchkins sing, but we’re back in Kansas. So now, I suppose I’ll just have to beat you senseless.
Whack! Just remember that disciplining you is a sign of love, OK? Whack!
OK? Toto? Ah, damn it! Uh, anyone know how to resuscitate a dog?
Kansas is an interesting state.
The Kansas State motto is “Per Aspera Ad Astra”, meaning “To the stars through difficulty.” It’s ironic that Kansas would use Latin for its state motto. Back in 2007, the Kansas House and Senate passed bill H.B. 2140, making English the state’s official language.