Too many people break the speed limit on the highways. The obvious solution? Raise the speed limits!
Obesity is a growing problem (no pun intended) in our elementary and middle schools. The obvious solution? Lower the price of candy bars!
The song, “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,” used to be a joke. I mean, seriously, who would drink 99 bottles of beer? Even the best of beers lose their flavor after your 18th bottle.
And yet, this has become the theme song for many college presidents.