• Roming friends, lend me your ears

    I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the republic of Richard Stands.
    One nation, under god, with liver tea and justice for all.
    So, who exactly is this Richard Stands dude and is he the sicko who invented liver tea?
    Don’t you hate it when people mix words and bloodgeon the English languish like that?
    When all is set and done, I have the upmost respect for grammar and find it expotentially annoying when the misuse of words reels its ugly head.
    Welcome to the wacky world of acorns. That is, eggcorns. An eggcorn is “an idiosyncratic substitution of a word or phrase for a word or words that sound similar or identical in the speaker’s dialect.”
    Whoa is me! That definition is diarrhetic to stay the least! It’s a far gone conclusion that one has to take these things with a grain assault.
    OK, language is bad enough without having to listen to people use it. But eggcorns do not represent our inability to say what I’m trying to write, nor to write what I’m trying to say. In fact, eggcorns reflect how we think, and as such they sometimes reveal amazing creativity.
    Does Holland day sauce wet your appetite? Do you curve your hunger with cold slaw? Are you a social leopard or a coal hearted typo?

  • Learn about, keep an eye on credit reports

    One of the few positive outcomes of the 2008 financial crisis was that it helped shine a light on the importance of understanding and staying on top of your credit profile.
    Along with that heightened visibility, however, has come a great deal of confusion and misunderstanding – particularly around the all-important credit score.
    “The consequences of not maintaining a sound credit score can be very costly,” says Anthony Sprauve, senior consumer credit specialist at FICO. “A low score can bar you from getting a new loan, doom you to higher interest rates and even cost you a new job or apartment.”
    Five factors are used to determine your credit score: payment history (usually around 35 percent of your score), amount owed (30 percent), length of credit history (15 percent), newly opened credit accounts (10 percent), and types of credit used (10 percent).
    Fortunately, if your credit score has taken a hit, you can initiate several actions that will begin improving it almost immediately. Just be aware that it can take many years to recover from events like bankruptcy or foreclosure.

  • Albuquerque pair gets help to streamline product production

    When Karen Converse of the New Mexico Manufacturing Extension Partnership met André and Keith West-Harrison, the Albuquerque men were manufacturing skin- and body-care products and marketing them to spas and salons from the garage of their Albuquerque townhome.
    The self-described “chefs” used a KitchenAid mixer to blend their specialty natural and organic lotions, bath salts and balms. They then packaged and labeled the products for sale under their clients’ brand names.
    When demand for their private-label products outgrew the pair’s minimalist operation, they contacted New Mexico MEP for help raising their production processes to match the business’s sophisticated marketing profile.

  • How can towns form sense of community?

    What gives a town a sense of place?
    This was a question that occupied Elizabeth Barlow Rogers after writing her book, “Learning Las Vegas: Portrait of a Northern New Mexican Place.”
    As an Anglo from New York, she was definitely an outsider in Meadow City, as it’s sometimes called, but she considers that an asset – no political irons in the fire, no old family feuds, and untainted objectivity.
    The local sense of hospitality, especially to an older woman, made her a frequent guest in living rooms where generations looked on from family portraits hung on the walls.
    Rogers had conversations, not interviews, she said during a talk before the Historical Society of New Mexico last weekend.
    A sense of place, she concludes, derives from history, public spaces, the built environment, and public art. It’s an interesting exercise to think of your own town in those terms.
    Las Vegas is steeped in history, and with 900 buildings on the National Register of Historic Places, it has a look and an inventory of interesting properties that draw movie companies.

  • Start doing your pre-primary homework

    James Lewis has a sterling reputation among New Mexico’s state-level elected officials. His service as state treasurer has been unblemished by any hint of political scandal. But most of us haven’t a clue about what the Treasurer’s Office does. Maybe we should learn a little bit before the upcoming primary election.
    Lewis is term-limited and will step down at the end of this year. The State Treasurer position is one of a number of state-level offices up for election in gubernatorial election years that don’t get much attention from voters.
    These independently elected positions — treasurer, auditor, secretary of state, attorney general and land commissioner — are important factors in the checks and balances of government, balancing the power of the governor.
    That’s especially important in New Mexico, where the Legislature is in session for only one or two months each year. It’s not a comment on the current governor or any other particular governor, but on the general notion — in the words of a famous old proverb — that power corrupts.

  • Reality of tax devils, details and risks

    Devils and details have a long history here. So it is again, with some tax changes passed by this year’s legislative session.
    Two of these are Roswell-specific due to Roswell’s very nice economic niche in doing things with aircraft such as renovation, storage and taking them apart. The aircraft business stems from Roswell taking advantage of the huge amount of concrete poured in service of B-29s, B-36s, and, later, B-52s and B-47s stationed at what was Walker Air Force Base through 1967. (I went to kindergarten at Walker.)
    One change expands deductions for aircraft parts and service, the other creates a deduction for aircraft sales. They are examples of the “corporatist” business-government partnership that the occasional Nobel Prize type argues stifles innovation and growth, which is not the point now.
    The tax changes have what is called a “reporting requirement,” something supposed to track the effect of the special-interest tax legislation.
    The details: Lack of a penalty for non-reporting suggests that few will comply. Who does the reporting? If it is done monthly, which seems the case now, it will be done by the business’s clerical staff, which, however competent in mechanics, will be less able to deal with fancy stuff as compared to the professional, the CPAs, who get involved annually.

  • Mora County’s drilling ban, moral high ground or moronic?

    The outcome of two lawsuits that are pending against Mora County and its Community Water Rights and Local Self-Government Ordinance have the potential to impact an individual’s ability to use and profit from his or her own land — not just in New Mexico, but from coast-to-coast.
    One year ago, in a 2 to 1 vote, Mora County commissioners made headlines by becoming the first in the country to totally outlaw all development of hydrocarbons.
    County Commissioner John Olivas, Chairman of the Board of Commissioners believes “the ordinance is defensible” and claims the county is “ready for the fight.”
    Olivas characterizes himself as a part of a great crusade. He said: “we see these lawsuits as merely a beginning — of a waking up that must occur across our communities and the country to understand that we are caught within a system that virtually guarantees our destruction.”
    Mora County’s ordinance was a triumph for the Pennsylvania-based Community Environmental Legal Defense Fund (CELDF) — which “has assisted more than 150 communities across the country to establish Community Rights ordinances that today are protecting communities from a range of harmful practices.”

  • Mudslide clarifies government mentality

    News of this spring’s deadly mudslide in Oso, Wash., fades slowly from the public mind.
    Oso is barely a mini-dot on the map. Yet the microcosm of events that met there reflects the curious array of forces that governs the whole nation.
    The Oso story has two most intriguing parts: the persistent powers of nature and the stubborn traits of humans.
    The persistency of nature set the stage in Oso. The hillside that swept away homes and lives had slid on eight or nine occasions going back to 1949, including a huge slide in 2006.
    The site of the repeated slides had its own colorful name — Steelhead Haven Landslide — and a local nickname — “Slide Hill.”
    A consultant’s report to the United States Army Corps of Engineers in 1999 concluded that the site had “the potential for a large catastrophic failure.” Nature leaves signs for the wary eye. Still, new houses were built on the plain below Slide Hill.
    A $1 million retaining wall was built in 2006 to reinforce the riverbank below the hill.
    Slide Hill waited to slide again ... while the risk grew worse. Trees near the uphill edge of the slide area were clear-cut to supply low-cost building materials. First the trees, then slowly their roots, were lost as anchors against soil erosion, both above ground and below.

  • New radiation therapy system delivers

    TomoTherapy, a state-of-the-art radiation therapy system that delivers precise image-guided radiation therapy, allows veterinarians to pinpoint a tumor’s size, shape, and location seconds before radiation therapy begins. Though fairly expensive and meticulous, the benefit and accuracy of this treatment certainly exceeds the costs when your best friend’s life is at stake.
    “TomoTherapy literally means slice therapy,” said Dr. Michael Deveau, assistant professor at the Texas A&M College of Veterinary Medicine and Biomedical Sciences. “While standard radiation therapy is currently delivered using a few static fields, helical TomoTherapy delivers treatment with a rotating beam.”
    Performing a 360 degrees rotation around the patient, this allows for accurately directing radiation dose at the tumor itself while minimizing dose to the neighboring normal tissues. As the location or shape of the tumor evolves over time, the angles and intensity of the beams are also adapted to enhance the accuracy of the treatment.

  • 28.3 grams of prevention

    I give up! A 9/16ths nut is too tight for this bolt, and 5/8ths nut seems just a bit loose. Maybe I need a 19/32nds nut? And is this a UNC or machine style bolt? My shop book isn’t helping. The flat is one eighth of the pitch? I’m beginning to understand why they keep referring to the shaft!
    Standard measurements (as they are euphemistically called) are anything but that. We have 20 grains to a scruple, 3 scruples to a drachm, and 8 drachms to an ounce. There’s 5280 feet per mile, 12 inches per foot, 16-1/2 feet to a rod, 43,560 square feet per acre, 7.48 gallons per cubic foot, and ... darn, I can never remember how many furlongs to a fortnight! There’s 12 drams to an ounce, 16 ounces to a pound, 14 pounds to a stone and two stones to a quarter.
    A quarter is just a tad less than a slug (does anyone really care how accurate a slug is?). I can imagine a farmer trying to sell his truckload of 200 stones of melons, but how many buyers would there be for a 100 slugs of fruit?
    A fathom is 6 feet, a braza is 5.48 feet, and a league is a hair over 3 miles. Oh wait, is that survey miles, nautical miles, or Irish miles?