Isn’t life beautiful? Isn’t life gay? Isn’t life the perfect way to pass the time away?
I happen to like life. Not because the alternative is worse, but rather because it’s like strolling down a buffet of infinite choices, an endless avenue of experiences, a 24-hour a day variety show hosted by all sorts of people.
And sometimes it’s more like a talk show where you want to stand, pick up your chair, and smash it against the guy sitting next to you. Yeah, life can be fun.
But lately I get the ugly feeling that I’m on the wrong side of the screen.
My world is missing so many wonderful things that less dimensional people seem to enjoy.