The members of the Thoughtful, Encouraging, Rational, Reliable, Optimistic and Realistic Individuals Supporting Tranquility in Society (T.E.R.R.O.R.I.S.T.S) withdrew Osama bin Laden’s title of World Hide-and-Go-Seek Champion May 1.
The title was originally presented to bin Laden in 2004, after many years of hiding from the powerful United States government.
Bill Omb, the chairman of the hide-and-go-seek committee, joked, “Of course Osama wasn’t there to accept his award. He was so good at the game that he would not risk revealing his ultimate hiding spot.”
When asked what he thought of bin Laden’s capture, Omb looked down sadly and sighed.
“I was so disappointed. Not only was he found, but he cheated!”