It’s me again, and I’ve got a few wishes for Christmas this year.
At first I wanted a pony, but I figured that wouldn’t fit very well into your bag of toys, so I settled on something more reasonable.
I instead wish for that pair of camel-colored boots I found in Dillard’s a few weeks ago, a sparkly headband, and a voluminous polka-dot scarf — preferably in red, yellow, pink, white, or all of the above.
I hope that’s not too much to ask for. Try looking at discount stores to get the best deals.
I know I haven’t been the best boy, but I hope you will give me something other than coal this year. Anyway here goes. I’d like:
• An Erector set
• Lincoln logs
• An iPhone 5
• A pogo stick
• Your autograph