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To the stealthy and courageous person who mangled the political sign in my front yard:
You win! You clearly have a superior intellect as evidenced by your fearless nocturnal mission. Your derring-do has shown me the error of my ways. All those months of reading, research and study I put into choosing my political candidate are out the window.
You obviously have rapier-sharp wit and keen political insight. Thank heavens you came along and set me on the path of (self) righteousness. I now see there is only one way to view things: yours.
I do so hope you’ll come back and tell me how to vote so I can trot on down to the County Clerk’s Office and change to the RIGHT party affiliation. Than, maybe, you can loan me one of your lawn signs.
Erika Cooper Gorman