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Over the past 20 years, more than 300,000 people have died from alcohol-related driving accidents.
Did you see politicians passing laws to allow “concealed bottles of rum” carry licenses? Do you remember all the arguments claiming that more alcohol will reduce drunk driving?
Of course not. That would be moronic.
Speaking of morons, NRA Chief Wayne LaPompous is shooting his mouth off again. He and other “geniuses” think the solution to school shootings is to convert public schools to firearm depots.
Arm all the teachers with guns. Patrol the hallways with a few mercenaries. Have a couple Humvees equipped with Browning .50 cal machine guns ride protective circles around the school play grounds.
Fight guns with guns! Bullets with bullets! You can have my Barrett REC7 M4 5.56 NATO assault rifle when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!
And the LaWackos out there proudly yell, “If you think this is crazy, well then, call me crazy!”
Okay. But why stop there? Wayne, you’re stupid too!
The Newtown Elementary School massacre has reignited the gun control debate and both sides are armed to the teeth with senseless rhetoric, contrived statistics and high capacity misrepresentations of the facts.
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