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But I digress: The 176 Pound Tumor

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By The Staff

Amanda called out to her husband, “Honey, come take a look at it.  It’s gotten a little bigger.”  

Jeff walked into the room as his wife gently poked the growth hanging off her body and asked her, “So, how much does it weigh today?”   Amanda poked it again and said, “Just over 80 pounds.  What do you think?  Should I have a doctor take a look at it?”  

Jeff replied, “Naw, let’s see if it hits 100 pounds first.  So, what do you want to do for dinner?”

U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner has been pushing for stronger economic ties with China, saying that he would like a closer working relationship, much like that we have with European economic powers. His attempt to smooth over relations with China has little to do with smiling faces and handshakes and more to do with the near-trillion dollars of U.S. Treasury securities that China now holds.

Remember that old song on commercials for American made products – “Look for the Union label?”  Well, the tune is all that remains of the clothing industry in America.  Currently, over half the non-quota textile apparel sold in the U.S. is manufactured in China.


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