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Gag Gag me with a spoon

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By John Pawlak

Civilization is doomed. We don’t have a prayer. Let’s just pack it up, give the planet back to the jellyfish and trilobites, and admit that the human race is headed for a sad and dismal end.
Yeah, I know. An apocalyptic aphorism might not be the best way to start a column. But sometimes you just want to get to the punch line.
Our children are growing up in a world that praises the putrid and idolizes the idiots. We worship the worthless, value the vulgar, deify the disgusting, and exalt the egregious.
But with so many vile incarnations of mildewed dishrags in our society, you’d be hard pressed to guess which one I’m talking about.
OK. It’s “Lady Repulsive” that’s gnawing at my brain this week. In just a few years, this fungal specimen of biological waste has become one of the top paid entertainers in the world.
Her earnings this year are expected to exceed $100 million. To truly appreciate this perverted plasmodium, consider the fact that if I quoted the lyrics in her songs, the editor wouldn’t print my column.


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