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Beware happy dogs

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By John Pawlak

 In Tennessee, an imbecile of galactic proportions surrendered his male dog to a shelter because the dog was humping another male dog.  This candidate for dumbest person of the century said “My dog is gay!  I refuse to own a gay dog!”
 Seriously, how much stupid can some people fit into one head?
 Bad enough to be a flaming bigot, but to also be freakishly stupid is a sad thing indeed.
 Fortunately, not everyone in Tennessee has a single digit IQ. The dog was adopted by a loving owner and given a new name, Elton.
 And so Elton was spared euthanasia.  Sadly, so was his previous owner.
 Commenting on Elton’s rescue, William Donohue, President of America’s Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, protested bitterly that saving Elton’s life was evidence of pro-gay bias.  Isn’t it sweet that he would take the time to complain that someone saved the life of a dog?


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